Alright you minimum wage juvenile it's your big day!
Can you believe it? Remember that time in year 7 when you were a mere toothpick watching what looked like grown adults leave school for the final time. Now YOU are that adult! Although you will come to realise you all still kind of look like little toothpicks.
Where is kick on's this year? Who's hosting the post-run-out party? Is it Steph with the big backyard? Jack with the huge pool? I hope someone has stepped up to hold this crucial, milestone event. Also, while you're sinking Smirnoff Double Blacks and Little Fat Lamb don't forget to tell your parents to record the news because images of you disrespecting your uniform and screaming "Schoolies" will be plastered all over the local channels. Or if you're like my graduating class of '13 you might even end up on The Project - in which case you've already made it, decline your uni offers.
I am so happy for you and this is just the beginning of a wild 2 weeks. You've still got graduation, the grad after-party and of course the parental anxiety attack enduring, SKEWLIEZZ. Now you are probably going to have to endure some god-awful music at these after-parties and schoolies events so I've decided to help you out.
I have pulled together an extensive list of new and old tracks you can play to get your endorphins going. So snatch that AUX chord before you have to sit through yet another Chainsmokers song. Remember to look out for your friends, wait 30 mins after eating before you swim, wash your hands before you eat and make good choices - especially when it comes to what song will be your schoolies soundtrack.
Love from your elder xxxx
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