Tours By Kritty

Hey guess what, I have a sister who tell's me, "finding songs is my most hated thing," because she doesn't know how to find them. Where they are hiding, she does not know. She is facing a lot of struggles, the poor child, I can not imagine the pain. For me, this is quite a simple task and my most favourite thing. I started this blog to be a musical tour guide for people like my sister who are a little bit lost and to show them the wonders of the world...So welcome to this instalment of Kritty's tours,  pls keep hands and feet in the air at all times, be prepared for sudden changes in direction and dw I turn a blind eye to flash photography :)

If you look bellow, you will see a new born playlist. Native to Australia, the U.K and America, it is very versatile and can adapt to most habitats. As we continue through this playlist keep an eye out for Little Simz's dead bodies,  Mat Zo's flickers, Oscar Key Sung playing with a Basenji, Chlo driving a Ferrari and if 2 hot boi's tries to talk to you and tell you things, that's Floria and Jimmy Edgar... oh and if you smell a fart, it's just Stormzy. In the wild this playlist can be used to start fires, attract pray, to impress and to win the title of sensei. I invite you to now take some time to explore on your own and listen to all of these sweet sounds yourself. That is the end of the tour for this week, I hope you enjoyed your time and leant many things, pls exit via the gift shop and I hope to see you again soon.

Clearly, I have untapped potential in the tour guide industry, at least I know I have something to fall back on.

Your #1 fan, Kritty xxx.