Ikea Care Package

What's shakin', bacon?

Hands up if you've had to single handedly put together an Ikea flatpack? *raises hand*. Sorry to make you revisit the trauma. Seems those Sweeds are taking the piss sometimes with their ridiculous screws that don't go in and their maliciously vague instructions. Aside from that, Ikea is like an IRL Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Literally the most amazing place I've ever been in my life and they are on a fast track to the future IMO.

Enough praise, back to the harsh reality of sweating ur ass off trying to assemble a chest of draws and god forbid any other additional purchases (r.i.p to you). What I have found is that if you have a nice selection of tunes encouraging you through this tough time, your experience will be far less painful. S/O NLV for saving my life with her lit af Diplo & Friends mix <3.

So what I have decided to do for anyone out their planning a trip to Wonderland Ikea and staring down the face of this beast, is to curate a super long playlist to push you through. Gotta be like 4 hrs minimum cuz unless you're Bob the fucking Builder, you're gonna be crawling around on the floor looking for "missing parts" (definitely gotta be missing a part!) for a while and doing half time yoga 'cause ur back is spent. ENJOY and GOODLUCK! Also this playlist also doubles as a pre drinks/party/kick ons lil soundtrack so don't feel left out if you can't make it to Ikea anytime soon.

p.s this has inspired me to make a "Songs to makes flatpack to" mix as an alternative to a playlist. Stay tuned for that. .xxxxxxxxxx