Roses Smell like Poo and I Made a Playlist For U & Ur Honey Boo Boo

What's cooking good looking? Fellas, ladies, it's about that time of year, you've made your fancy shmancy dinner reservations and bought some cliché presents for your lover(s) (i see you players),  most likely a combination of lace undergarments, chocolates, flowers, a fragrance and maybe a soap of some sort, probably from the The Body Shop or LUSH , and you've no doubt planned a romantic stroll along the beach or something really original like that, and thats so awesome, I'm not bitter.

But what do you do once you've finished your salad I hear you ask? You take that shit home, seriously people, PDA isn't always needed in a restaurant in front of waiters who are working on a Saturday night and have non-existent love lives, not bitter... Anyway, leave it to me guys, i've got this next part covered for you. What you're gonna do is make sure your wifi connection is at least 3 bars minimum and then you are going to play this playlist that I have ever so kindly prepared to help you impress and ultimately seduce your boo thang. Then ladies and gents, get your sound system on a suitable level of volume and let yourselves go with the motion of the ocean. You're welcome.

Now don't think that I forgot about all you anti-valentines day people who are neg'n on love in general right now, I have also made you a playlist that you can enjoy by yourself, with your pets or with other single companions; being intoxicated while listening to this is totally fine, infact it is recommended.


So good luck with it all kids, I believe in you, no matter what playlist you are going to be listening to.

Love Krittttty xxx


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