Mix : Crapface Live From SXSW

Hi lil buggies,

Back with another cool mix from a friend I met on the internet. This friend is Crapface, those who know, know, those who don't...Crapface was formerly that little pink scrunchie turned lil alien that comments on every fire Soundcloud track before anyone else.

Maybe the busiest account on Soundcloud, Crapface got to play a showcase at SXSW as part of the Palettes crew! He recorded it and that means I get to put it up and we can all hear it and pretend we were at SXSW like all the other  ~cool~ music ppl who like to be all over things before everyone else.

This mix is cute and hype and would have been a really sweaty, fun time to experience in real life. So put your best jumping shoes and sports bra on because this mix demands you to move.

Angiesliste Made a QT Fruity Mix

Pop tarts. What else is good.

I got another mix dedicated to New Noises and this one is from my new friend Angiesliste and it's another gem. My friends are the coolest, talented ppl ever. If u are my friend IRL or URL it's because I think you are cool and nice and you inspire me v much ^_^ ily all. 

This mix is like happy gas mixed with a a bubble bath mixed with fruit salad. Hannah Diamond's "Hi" is the perfect intro to the mix setting the tone for what is to come. There is a bunch of other PC stuff in here too like the edit of SOPHIE's Physical that is so great. Pls listen to the whole thing from start to finish without skipping and have a great time getting to know Angiesliste! 

Remember, if you like the mixes I feature and you make mixes too hmu and u 2 could be a cover star of New Noises, like Ellen Degeneres is for Covergirl but not. Same same but different. ttyl xxxxx

Mix From My Friend Cool Teens!

Hi QT pie! 

I'm v excited about this post. I luv when I get to show you my friends, especially when they are doing really cool things. Sorry this post is 100% going to go over the quota for amount of times you can use the word "cool" in one post but ya know, it's the perfect word in this case.

My friend Cool Teens is the best. One time me and Cool Teens played a party together, it was so much fun and he played such a beautiful set I had to ask him to make a feature mix for New Noises. HE SAID YES so now I can show you all how cool he is.

I think this guy is gonna kill it in 2016, he makes really cool nightcore and his mixes are a dream come tru. I love this mix and it was made just for us which makes it extra special. It's super duper perfect and is Cool Teens' Christmas present to you. pls enjoy as much as I do. 

luv yew xxxxxxxx

Mid-Week MP3s

Hey swizzle sticks,

It's about that time for another playlist and I thought instead of using my free time to do my assignments, i'd write this instead. So time management could be better but these are the things I do for you, you're so welcome, it really is my pleasure.

Ok class, hands up if you like guitars, keep your hands up. Who likes pop? Woo yeah, keep your hands up. What about electronic beats? Fabulous, keep those hands up. Future bass? Brilliant keep 'em high. Where's my trap king and queens, hands up? Wow look, everyone in the whole world has their hand up. This is perfect because that means everyone in the world will find something they can crush on in the weeks playlist. Mission accomplished, good job Kristy Barker, you've done it again.

Another week, another load of newly harvested tracks. This week the "Australian Made" stamp goes to  S U N D A Y, Female, Feki and Grrl Pal, who are all Triple J Unearthed lil babies and also to Melbourne boy, Air Max '97. All these weet-bix kids are blossoming as I type this and even more as you're reading this so keep you're ears up for more things to come from them.

Have the best time,

Love Kritty xxx

Roses Smell like Poo and I Made a Playlist For U & Ur Honey Boo Boo

What's cooking good looking? Fellas, ladies, it's about that time of year, you've made your fancy shmancy dinner reservations and bought some cliché presents for your lover(s) (i see you players),  most likely a combination of lace undergarments, chocolates, flowers, a fragrance and maybe a soap of some sort, probably from the The Body Shop or LUSH , and you've no doubt planned a romantic stroll along the beach or something really original like that, and thats so awesome, I'm not bitter.

But what do you do once you've finished your salad I hear you ask? You take that shit home, seriously people, PDA isn't always needed in a restaurant in front of waiters who are working on a Saturday night and have non-existent love lives, not bitter... Anyway, leave it to me guys, i've got this next part covered for you. What you're gonna do is make sure your wifi connection is at least 3 bars minimum and then you are going to play this playlist that I have ever so kindly prepared to help you impress and ultimately seduce your boo thang. Then ladies and gents, get your sound system on a suitable level of volume and let yourselves go with the motion of the ocean. You're welcome.

Now don't think that I forgot about all you anti-valentines day people who are neg'n on love in general right now, I have also made you a playlist that you can enjoy by yourself, with your pets or with other single companions; being intoxicated while listening to this is totally fine, infact it is recommended.


So good luck with it all kids, I believe in you, no matter what playlist you are going to be listening to.

Love Krittttty xxx


Lovers Your Journey Begins Here <3

This Ones For The SOLO YOLO Club </3

Weekend Favs - Jan 12

First one back for the new year so I made this an extra special 20 track playlist. tbh you'll probably want to burn in onto a CD for your next road trip. Im sure by now you'll expect some diversity as usual, it's a mixture of a bunch of different things new and old tracks that got me going this past couple of weeks, everything from electronic, to alternative, to jersey club, you better believe it's all in there. Hope you find something that tickles your pickle, floats your boat or feeds your goat.

Love Kritty xx.