Big Ups // TroyBoi

Shut ya pie holes, open ya ears and let TroyBoi open your world. This week i'm taking you to London town, but like a weird side alley of London that kinda freaks you out at first but then you realise you love it and want to hang out down there with all the other freaks on weekends.

TroyBoi is such a breath of fresh air, also making up half of the production team  Soundsnobz, his solo yolo approach to beat making is so innovative and completely unique, he has created a sound that is immediately identifiable and really sets him apart from everyone else. He produces tracks in a range of different genres, making it quite clear that he has a really deep pocket of influences to draw upon when creating his masterpieces.

I've been following this lad for about 4 months after I heard 'The Messenger' and had a big oof fest over it, then 'Remember' came out and I was frothin' a little bit, 2 months later O.G came out and I starting to crush really hard, one month later 'Do You' appeared online with it's spaghetti western intro that turns into a heavy, dirty trap beat, then there's the Flosstradamus track 'Soundclash', the Diplo and Friends BBC 1 guest mix, then the next day he dropped his most recent track 'Zone' that is a flutey, violin, wild banger. What I am getting at here is it's only up and up for this London boi.

So yeah TroyBoi, remember the name and run & tell that. *Major Lazer sirens* *drops the mic* *checks to make sure it's alright* *it is, thank god* PMPN 8 EZ

Kritty owt. xxx

Roses Smell like Poo and I Made a Playlist For U & Ur Honey Boo Boo

What's cooking good looking? Fellas, ladies, it's about that time of year, you've made your fancy shmancy dinner reservations and bought some cliché presents for your lover(s) (i see you players),  most likely a combination of lace undergarments, chocolates, flowers, a fragrance and maybe a soap of some sort, probably from the The Body Shop or LUSH , and you've no doubt planned a romantic stroll along the beach or something really original like that, and thats so awesome, I'm not bitter.

But what do you do once you've finished your salad I hear you ask? You take that shit home, seriously people, PDA isn't always needed in a restaurant in front of waiters who are working on a Saturday night and have non-existent love lives, not bitter... Anyway, leave it to me guys, i've got this next part covered for you. What you're gonna do is make sure your wifi connection is at least 3 bars minimum and then you are going to play this playlist that I have ever so kindly prepared to help you impress and ultimately seduce your boo thang. Then ladies and gents, get your sound system on a suitable level of volume and let yourselves go with the motion of the ocean. You're welcome.

Now don't think that I forgot about all you anti-valentines day people who are neg'n on love in general right now, I have also made you a playlist that you can enjoy by yourself, with your pets or with other single companions; being intoxicated while listening to this is totally fine, infact it is recommended.


So good luck with it all kids, I believe in you, no matter what playlist you are going to be listening to.

Love Krittttty xxx


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