Tuesday is for Tunes

Hello muffins, Easter m i rite?

For me easter meant working everyday over the long weekend and it also meant my packages are now delayed in the mail :( But on the bright side of life there are songs and songs will never make you cut 24 onions and watch you acid rain from your eyeballs, or make you stay back late to serve the 20 church people that come in 5 minutes before you were meant to finish, they also won't egg your car on the way home and that is really great, love them for that, thank you songs.

These are the 10 tracks that are currently living the high life on my AUX chord selection. Most of them are brand brand brand new born lil babies but I also threw in a bit of a throwback Deathgrips track because I forgot this existed and life has improved 75% since remembering how great it is.

Pls also note that 'I Deserve a Grammy' is a nightcored version of Purity Ring covering Soulja Boi...so wild, can't be tamed. I wish I could just make a really long playlist that is purely nightcore but people would probably get really confused/annoyed, or they'd love it and those are the kind of ppl you should have in your life.

So go and make a new friend today and if they like nightcore NEVER LET THEM GO!

Love, your sistah from another mister, Kritty xx

Meet Hot New Singles!

Oh hi there, are you looking to meet hot new singles in your area, or maybe looking to cross some boarders, test out those long distance waters? I've got you covered, all of these candidates below are newly single and looking for loving, get them while you can.

Into Barbados bbs? - See Rihanna's new trap influenced, dirty bass single 'Bitch Better Have My Money.' It's a big fat anthem. For the people who like a fierce boss lady.





Looking for Australian Boiz ? - Swick's newest track 'Crystal Palace' is essential listening. Swick makes the happiest tracks ever and will always make you feel like rejoicing and celebrating even the smallest of achievements. Also highly recommended for ppl who play FIFA js.




After a USA bae? - LA producer Hoodboi has a new EP and the title track 'Palm Reader' featuring another producer to be watching this year called 'Lido', is an electronic, kind of glitchy, dream come true.





Jamaican me crazi ?¿ - Major Lazer are becoming the godfathers of EDM. This Caribbean flavoured trio know how to make a flaming crowd pleaser. Their brand new track "Roll The Bass" is exactly what you would expect from the title. For those who are all about de gyrate lyf man and like to twerk sum ting.





I hope you find a loving companion.
Love your matchmaker, Kritty xx

Get Ya Freak On, It's The Weekond?

HOLA CITY OF SQUALA!

Hey baby cakes, have you had a rough week? Can you smell the weekend? Does it taste like smoke machines? Are ya hittin' the town, going to a raging house party? Thats great! Let down your top knots gals and kick of those berkies, dudes you can do the same, this weekend is gonna be a good one, I can feel it.

I am here for the soul purpose of enlightening you about all the new fire that is kicking around right now, so you know, you don't have to feel the shame of whipping out your iPhone 4s, 5 at best, and shazaming "your song" when the DJ drops that shit.

Anyway, how's T-Pain, sorry "Nappy Boy", has a new song that was dropped yesterday and it's actually not too bad! So yeah that made it to the top of this playlist. Also M.I.A's new one that was also in last weeks oestrogen filled playlist is in here along with some creepy new Safia, Kero Kero Bonito and Diplo, as well as a few other tracks that I think are super neato.

Ingredients: Sugar Honey Iced Tea, Constipated Overweight Old Ladies.

!! This playlist may contain traces of nuts !! i.e Counting Sheep (you'll understand)

p.s if you think its a coincidence this playlist has 13 tracks, and it Friday the 13th, think again. g2g illuminati need me. bye.


Love your Kritty Bug xxxxxxxxxxxxx