Music for Your Monday Morning

Hello again familiar faces and hello to new friends! Welcome to the first meeting of your Monday morning, I would like to start by introducing you to what will be your soundtrack for the week.

This playlist is scientifically proven (by me) to cure you're monday morning blues, and it's fo' freeee. It is recommended that you play this out loud when doing such activities like showering, brushing teeth, getting dressed etc, doing this will put you in an A+ mood and your good vibes will then ultimately rub off on you're workmates which will in turn change the world, wow the power!

I have thrown in a bunch of different styles into this one as usual, everything from 80's inspired pop, to trap and just about everything in between. Again, I am showcasing a heap of freshly ripened tracks that I found over the past week and can almost guarantee you'll obsess over at least half of them. Prepare yourself because let me tell you, the releases that have come out over the past couple of weeks have been all that and a bag of chips, I know I say this every week but I can't help it if 2015 is totally outdoing herself rn. I could probably do a feature on every single artist in this playlist because they all seem to be on a roll right now and are receiving my little orange Soundcloud hearts from every direction.

I hope you appreciate this playlist as much as I do and I hope it gets your tune rags flapping in the wind. Quick warning, Loud Places by Jamie XX may turn your eardrums into tear-drums so listening is at your own risk and you must accept full responsibility for any feels you may or may not develop. Never fear though because SOPHIE's remix of 'Won't K' is up next and it's super cute and could possibly be made out of smiles so you'll be back to cutting shapes in no time.

That's all for today vibe cats, i'll catch you on the weekend <3

Love Kritty your #1 tuuuna fisher xx.

Tuesday is for Tunes

Hello muffins, Easter m i rite?

For me easter meant working everyday over the long weekend and it also meant my packages are now delayed in the mail :( But on the bright side of life there are songs and songs will never make you cut 24 onions and watch you acid rain from your eyeballs, or make you stay back late to serve the 20 church people that come in 5 minutes before you were meant to finish, they also won't egg your car on the way home and that is really great, love them for that, thank you songs.

These are the 10 tracks that are currently living the high life on my AUX chord selection. Most of them are brand brand brand new born lil babies but I also threw in a bit of a throwback Deathgrips track because I forgot this existed and life has improved 75% since remembering how great it is.

Pls also note that 'I Deserve a Grammy' is a nightcored version of Purity Ring covering Soulja Boi...so wild, can't be tamed. I wish I could just make a really long playlist that is purely nightcore but people would probably get really confused/annoyed, or they'd love it and those are the kind of ppl you should have in your life.

So go and make a new friend today and if they like nightcore NEVER LET THEM GO!

Love, your sistah from another mister, Kritty xx

Meet Hot New Singles!

Oh hi there, are you looking to meet hot new singles in your area, or maybe looking to cross some boarders, test out those long distance waters? I've got you covered, all of these candidates below are newly single and looking for loving, get them while you can.

Into Barbados bbs? - See Rihanna's new trap influenced, dirty bass single 'Bitch Better Have My Money.' It's a big fat anthem. For the people who like a fierce boss lady.





Looking for Australian Boiz ? - Swick's newest track 'Crystal Palace' is essential listening. Swick makes the happiest tracks ever and will always make you feel like rejoicing and celebrating even the smallest of achievements. Also highly recommended for ppl who play FIFA js.




After a USA bae? - LA producer Hoodboi has a new EP and the title track 'Palm Reader' featuring another producer to be watching this year called 'Lido', is an electronic, kind of glitchy, dream come true.





Jamaican me crazi ?¿ - Major Lazer are becoming the godfathers of EDM. This Caribbean flavoured trio know how to make a flaming crowd pleaser. Their brand new track "Roll The Bass" is exactly what you would expect from the title. For those who are all about de gyrate lyf man and like to twerk sum ting.





I hope you find a loving companion.
Love your matchmaker, Kritty xx

WHAT THIS WEEK SOUNDED LIKE - 10 NOV

Hi Hello, I found some new things. Freshly pulled from the soundcloud heavens I have brand new things from JAVASCRIPT,  Two Inch Punch, Kero Kero Bonito and Liv, plus a few ripened ones from Watermät, Lil Silva, Ryan Hemsworth and GFOTY.  I have been doing some serious hunting through various blogs and I have found a new obsession in Beat Magazine ( http://thebeatjuice.com/ ), they really have their finger on the pulse and actively update a  new music page which allows listeners to vote for their favourite new music, this is how I discovered Liv's - Come A Little Closer and I have become addicted ever since. I highly recommend checking it out if you like the feeling of hearing your new fav song for the first time. Anyway I have been super busy lately working on some personal projects of my own, but until I am ready to share those, have a bit of a bounce and a body roll to this weeks playlist!


Love Kritty x