Playlists & Priorities

'allo puffle, I hope you had a wonderful sleep last night. Before we begin...

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Hello mum and dad, i know u both religiously read the things i write on here and listen to all the hot fiyah 2gether. I just wanna say that you should not be concerned about what the following post is going to entail. I do have my life together, everything is under control, think of it as a fun challenge. Also this is way lol because you probably can't even read this writing it's so small and blurry. 

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Basically, what is happening is I have a exam to complete b4 tomorrow night and an assignment due Monday (which i was not aware of until about 2 hrs ago oopsie whoopsie). Most people would avoid distractions at all costs to complete these tasks however, the way I see it, these tasks are infact distracting more from this stuff and tbh idek which is more important anymore. So as the clock strike 2am, here we are. 

I couldn't sleep on all these uploads that have popped up on Soundcloud in the past 24hrs, so much has happened I don't know what to do with myself. 

Obviously the very first release from recently launched NLV Records is absolutely necessary, Canblaster is killin' me with his stream of releases, CHLO put out my fave remix of the week, Murlo stopped me in my tracks, and Activa Benz continue to do everything right. 

Now that I have got this out of my system I should probably return back to my studies. Or maybe not, I am still deciding. 

Goodluck with ur lyf xxx

hey i'm diggin' these 9 songs rn

Crumpet! hru?

I don't think ya ready fo' this jelly, I don't think ya ready fo' this jelly, nah you probably are, you should know what to expect by now right? Expect nothing, thats my motto, just go with the flow, it's the fountain of youth i'm telling you. 4eva yung. I have made this for you and here is why you will want it.

This is a beautiful, young playlist, it has an average age of only 50 days old, wow! (I legit just did real life maths to figure that out). This v rare item is going for the price of $0.00, it is priceless. You can use this playlist while showering, while dressing, while cooking, eating, cleaning, a playlist for everyday life! This can all be yours today! Quality is guaranteed so there will be no refunds or exchanges, any further questions pls contact me.

Over 50% of this playlist is made in Australia (LunyP, Kito x Swick, KUČKA, Golden Features ft. Thelma Plum & Stonefox) so pls continue to buy local produce and support local farmers, ty and enjoy.

copy?

Kritty over and out. xxxx

Royal Babies

Hello fruits of the earth,

I am off to Syndey tomorrow for Groovin The Moo / weekend of going out to dinner and drinking cool drinks at the Opera Bar, so this weeks playlist is getting dumped into your lives today horrayy! This playlist is pretty much a behind the scenes AAA pass to my life this week, I have been giving these tracks the Royal treatment they deserve and I think it's time you get some of this McLovin' in your lives too.

New Disclosure, Tiga, life chaining remixes of Club Cheval, Tinashe and SPICE GIRLS, plus a whole lot of other new friends that you will love. This Spice Girls Wannabe jersey club remix is courtesy of $JAYY and it has everything I have ever been searching for in a Spice Girls remix and believe me, I have been on the hunt for some time. I also think I found my favourite Bitch Better Have My Money remix thanks to old mate Porter Elvinger, it's pretttty different to the original, but #hotdamn its so so good, I <3 it.

Warning: In the case of fire, please evacuate and apply ice immediately to any burns you may receive, if you seek further assistance pls phone the police and the fireman on 000.

Enjoy! Don't forget to water our love fern :)

Love Kritty xx

Get Ya Freak On, It's The Weekond?

HOLA CITY OF SQUALA!

Hey baby cakes, have you had a rough week? Can you smell the weekend? Does it taste like smoke machines? Are ya hittin' the town, going to a raging house party? Thats great! Let down your top knots gals and kick of those berkies, dudes you can do the same, this weekend is gonna be a good one, I can feel it.

I am here for the soul purpose of enlightening you about all the new fire that is kicking around right now, so you know, you don't have to feel the shame of whipping out your iPhone 4s, 5 at best, and shazaming "your song" when the DJ drops that shit.

Anyway, how's T-Pain, sorry "Nappy Boy", has a new song that was dropped yesterday and it's actually not too bad! So yeah that made it to the top of this playlist. Also M.I.A's new one that was also in last weeks oestrogen filled playlist is in here along with some creepy new Safia, Kero Kero Bonito and Diplo, as well as a few other tracks that I think are super neato.

Ingredients: Sugar Honey Iced Tea, Constipated Overweight Old Ladies.

!! This playlist may contain traces of nuts !! i.e Counting Sheep (you'll understand)

p.s if you think its a coincidence this playlist has 13 tracks, and it Friday the 13th, think again. g2g illuminati need me. bye.


Love your Kritty Bug xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tell Your Raving Grandchildren About : Jack Ü

This goes down smoother than peanut butter. The absolute dream team, dynamic duo, perfect partners, millionaire matchmaker type of shit that is Diplo and Skrillex is all the flavour and energy you will need to get you through this week. I am going to assume that you know both of these EDM heavy weights individual catalogues, but if you don't know who these guys are, you need to educate yourself before you are left behind and miss out on all the bump and grindin' vibes the rest of the world have been expressing themselves to.

So basically, these two dance lords came together to change the world under the moniker 'Jack Ü', the first taste tester they gave us was a track called 'Take Ü There (feat. Keiza)' and if that didn't get you hook line and sinker then you are living an unfulfilled life. Fast forward 6 months and the boys dropped their 10 track album during a surprise 24 hour DJ set and let me tell you, it is nothing short of a walk down banger avenue on the corner of hit lane.

The album features a huge Smörgåsbord board of artist including 2 Chainz, Aluna George and Justin Bieber to name a few. Some of the drops that are going on in these tracks are ridiculous, showcasing both Diplo and Skrillex's signature touches blended into a infectious hybrid that will penetrate your ears and electrify your dancing nerves.


They banged out every track from this album during their DJ marathon, along with heaps of other new releases and a couple of tracks that haven't been unleashed yet by their DJ/Producer buddies. Unfortunately, for all the die hard Jack Ü fans this planned '24 hr marathon set' was cut  6 hours short due to the fun police showing up. But never the less, 18 hours of max boogie time is pretty mad decent. 

So do yourself a favour and get into this Jack Ü album because your quality of life will improve v much once you have this in it. 

Love your glitter bug,  Kritty xx