Music for Your Monday Morning

Hello again familiar faces and hello to new friends! Welcome to the first meeting of your Monday morning, I would like to start by introducing you to what will be your soundtrack for the week.

This playlist is scientifically proven (by me) to cure you're monday morning blues, and it's fo' freeee. It is recommended that you play this out loud when doing such activities like showering, brushing teeth, getting dressed etc, doing this will put you in an A+ mood and your good vibes will then ultimately rub off on you're workmates which will in turn change the world, wow the power!

I have thrown in a bunch of different styles into this one as usual, everything from 80's inspired pop, to trap and just about everything in between. Again, I am showcasing a heap of freshly ripened tracks that I found over the past week and can almost guarantee you'll obsess over at least half of them. Prepare yourself because let me tell you, the releases that have come out over the past couple of weeks have been all that and a bag of chips, I know I say this every week but I can't help it if 2015 is totally outdoing herself rn. I could probably do a feature on every single artist in this playlist because they all seem to be on a roll right now and are receiving my little orange Soundcloud hearts from every direction.

I hope you appreciate this playlist as much as I do and I hope it gets your tune rags flapping in the wind. Quick warning, Loud Places by Jamie XX may turn your eardrums into tear-drums so listening is at your own risk and you must accept full responsibility for any feels you may or may not develop. Never fear though because SOPHIE's remix of 'Won't K' is up next and it's super cute and could possibly be made out of smiles so you'll be back to cutting shapes in no time.

That's all for today vibe cats, i'll catch you on the weekend <3

Love Kritty your #1 tuuuna fisher xx.

Tuesday is for Tunes

Hello muffins, Easter m i rite?

For me easter meant working everyday over the long weekend and it also meant my packages are now delayed in the mail :( But on the bright side of life there are songs and songs will never make you cut 24 onions and watch you acid rain from your eyeballs, or make you stay back late to serve the 20 church people that come in 5 minutes before you were meant to finish, they also won't egg your car on the way home and that is really great, love them for that, thank you songs.

These are the 10 tracks that are currently living the high life on my AUX chord selection. Most of them are brand brand brand new born lil babies but I also threw in a bit of a throwback Deathgrips track because I forgot this existed and life has improved 75% since remembering how great it is.

Pls also note that 'I Deserve a Grammy' is a nightcored version of Purity Ring covering Soulja Boi...so wild, can't be tamed. I wish I could just make a really long playlist that is purely nightcore but people would probably get really confused/annoyed, or they'd love it and those are the kind of ppl you should have in your life.

So go and make a new friend today and if they like nightcore NEVER LET THEM GO!

Love, your sistah from another mister, Kritty xx

Get Ya Freak On, It's The Weekond?

HOLA CITY OF SQUALA!

Hey baby cakes, have you had a rough week? Can you smell the weekend? Does it taste like smoke machines? Are ya hittin' the town, going to a raging house party? Thats great! Let down your top knots gals and kick of those berkies, dudes you can do the same, this weekend is gonna be a good one, I can feel it.

I am here for the soul purpose of enlightening you about all the new fire that is kicking around right now, so you know, you don't have to feel the shame of whipping out your iPhone 4s, 5 at best, and shazaming "your song" when the DJ drops that shit.

Anyway, how's T-Pain, sorry "Nappy Boy", has a new song that was dropped yesterday and it's actually not too bad! So yeah that made it to the top of this playlist. Also M.I.A's new one that was also in last weeks oestrogen filled playlist is in here along with some creepy new Safia, Kero Kero Bonito and Diplo, as well as a few other tracks that I think are super neato.

Ingredients: Sugar Honey Iced Tea, Constipated Overweight Old Ladies.

!! This playlist may contain traces of nuts !! i.e Counting Sheep (you'll understand)

p.s if you think its a coincidence this playlist has 13 tracks, and it Friday the 13th, think again. g2g illuminati need me. bye.


Love your Kritty Bug xxxxxxxxxxxxx