Obseen Rhymes With Caffeine, Coincidence? I think not.

Hi ya lil succulent. I haven't done a feature for a couple of weeks, have you noticed? Probs not because you are too busy having the time of your life with the playlists i've been making for you. It's time to cut that out though because I have someone you might want to meet if you like things that are good and fun.

Part of the Wile Out label, Sydney boy Obseen is like the "+ 4 wild card" in UNO. He can work with pretty much anything and when it gets dropped you know some shit is about to go down. The first track I heard from him was his remix of Ice Rink by Cashmere Cat & DJ Mustard and it is one of the best out there. Aside from that, he has been putting out other remixes, bootlegs and originals for about a year now. 

A lot of Obseen's stuff is a forward thinking blend of house, trap and jersey. Buucardi is his latest release, that just came out on the 16th and it's a totally wild . It starts out super dramatic and then rolls into this fabulously daffy hook that when I hear it makes me feel like a fresh prince. I can tell he killed it at lego as a kid because of how well this track builds, or maybe he was more of a building blocks kinda guy, idk. Either way I appreciate it v much. 

Here is some great news for people who do not like to buy music with their precious numbers ($$), Obseen here has generously allowed for people to download his artworks of sound FO' FREE yeiii boiiiiz!! It's like consensual stealing so get around it if you want to feel like a BAMF. 

Expect more fiery heaters from Obseen in ~the future~ but in the meantime you can pretend you are in the future by listening below :) 

Adios, Kritty 4 lyf. xxx

Suckaz Club

Hey lemonade kids,

This morning a phresh release came out via Wile Out, and its dedicated to all you slimy club cats. LunyP's new EP Sucker DJs Remixes is gonna get you in the spirit to stand in a kaleidoscope of ultraviolet lights and lasers and let these klerrb bangers intrude your body as you choke on smoke machines. It'll be super fun I promise and the only words you need to know are "Sucker DJ's" and you'll look like you know what you're doing out there while you're on on the d floor cutting shapes and shit. 

Basically what I'm doing is saving you from the panic and franticness of hearing a fiery heater in the club and not being able to ID it because no doubt you will be hearing the resident dj spinning the Sucker DJ's track now that it has been set free. 

The EP features remixes from Scottie B, DJ Sega, ECLIPSE & also includes a bonus beat and acapella track, kewll. Already getting the big ups from the likes of the Stanton Warriors, DJ Technics, Autoerotique, Philly Blunt & DJ Rell the track was also featured in Gener8ion's mix for Triple J's Mix Up Exclusives guest mix a couple of weeks ago. You can download the 4B remix by fo' freeeeee now on Soundcloud but If thats not enough for your little unts, unts, unts beating hearts you can download the EP from iTunes nowww. 

https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/sucker-djs-remixes-ep/id996419067 

LunyP's Soundcloud : https://soundcloud.com/lunyp
Wile Out's Soundcloud : https://soundcloud.com/wileoutmusic

Over 'n' owtt. Kritty xxx

Royal Babies

Hello fruits of the earth,

I am off to Syndey tomorrow for Groovin The Moo / weekend of going out to dinner and drinking cool drinks at the Opera Bar, so this weeks playlist is getting dumped into your lives today horrayy! This playlist is pretty much a behind the scenes AAA pass to my life this week, I have been giving these tracks the Royal treatment they deserve and I think it's time you get some of this McLovin' in your lives too.

New Disclosure, Tiga, life chaining remixes of Club Cheval, Tinashe and SPICE GIRLS, plus a whole lot of other new friends that you will love. This Spice Girls Wannabe jersey club remix is courtesy of $JAYY and it has everything I have ever been searching for in a Spice Girls remix and believe me, I have been on the hunt for some time. I also think I found my favourite Bitch Better Have My Money remix thanks to old mate Porter Elvinger, it's pretttty different to the original, but #hotdamn its so so good, I <3 it.

Warning: In the case of fire, please evacuate and apply ice immediately to any burns you may receive, if you seek further assistance pls phone the police and the fireman on 000.

Enjoy! Don't forget to water our love fern :)

Love Kritty xx

Tuesday is for Tunes

Hello muffins, Easter m i rite?

For me easter meant working everyday over the long weekend and it also meant my packages are now delayed in the mail :( But on the bright side of life there are songs and songs will never make you cut 24 onions and watch you acid rain from your eyeballs, or make you stay back late to serve the 20 church people that come in 5 minutes before you were meant to finish, they also won't egg your car on the way home and that is really great, love them for that, thank you songs.

These are the 10 tracks that are currently living the high life on my AUX chord selection. Most of them are brand brand brand new born lil babies but I also threw in a bit of a throwback Deathgrips track because I forgot this existed and life has improved 75% since remembering how great it is.

Pls also note that 'I Deserve a Grammy' is a nightcored version of Purity Ring covering Soulja Boi...so wild, can't be tamed. I wish I could just make a really long playlist that is purely nightcore but people would probably get really confused/annoyed, or they'd love it and those are the kind of ppl you should have in your life.

So go and make a new friend today and if they like nightcore NEVER LET THEM GO!

Love, your sistah from another mister, Kritty xx

Meet Hot New Singles!

Oh hi there, are you looking to meet hot new singles in your area, or maybe looking to cross some boarders, test out those long distance waters? I've got you covered, all of these candidates below are newly single and looking for loving, get them while you can.

Into Barbados bbs? - See Rihanna's new trap influenced, dirty bass single 'Bitch Better Have My Money.' It's a big fat anthem. For the people who like a fierce boss lady.





Looking for Australian Boiz ? - Swick's newest track 'Crystal Palace' is essential listening. Swick makes the happiest tracks ever and will always make you feel like rejoicing and celebrating even the smallest of achievements. Also highly recommended for ppl who play FIFA js.




After a USA bae? - LA producer Hoodboi has a new EP and the title track 'Palm Reader' featuring another producer to be watching this year called 'Lido', is an electronic, kind of glitchy, dream come true.





Jamaican me crazi ?¿ - Major Lazer are becoming the godfathers of EDM. This Caribbean flavoured trio know how to make a flaming crowd pleaser. Their brand new track "Roll The Bass" is exactly what you would expect from the title. For those who are all about de gyrate lyf man and like to twerk sum ting.





I hope you find a loving companion.
Love your matchmaker, Kritty xx

Big Ups // TroyBoi

Shut ya pie holes, open ya ears and let TroyBoi open your world. This week i'm taking you to London town, but like a weird side alley of London that kinda freaks you out at first but then you realise you love it and want to hang out down there with all the other freaks on weekends.

TroyBoi is such a breath of fresh air, also making up half of the production team  Soundsnobz, his solo yolo approach to beat making is so innovative and completely unique, he has created a sound that is immediately identifiable and really sets him apart from everyone else. He produces tracks in a range of different genres, making it quite clear that he has a really deep pocket of influences to draw upon when creating his masterpieces.

I've been following this lad for about 4 months after I heard 'The Messenger' and had a big oof fest over it, then 'Remember' came out and I was frothin' a little bit, 2 months later O.G came out and I starting to crush really hard, one month later 'Do You' appeared online with it's spaghetti western intro that turns into a heavy, dirty trap beat, then there's the Flosstradamus track 'Soundclash', the Diplo and Friends BBC 1 guest mix, then the next day he dropped his most recent track 'Zone' that is a flutey, violin, wild banger. What I am getting at here is it's only up and up for this London boi.

So yeah TroyBoi, remember the name and run & tell that. *Major Lazer sirens* *drops the mic* *checks to make sure it's alright* *it is, thank god* PMPN 8 EZ

Kritty owt. xxx

Froth Over These Friday

Hey guidos and guidettes, wanna know what is gooooood this week? Let me fill you in on some things you may have missed in the past couple of weeks while we were busy 'celebrating' Valentines Day and frothing over GRRL PAL.

Big things, big things, massive things. I'm talking new Kanye West, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Florence and the Machine, Vic Mensa, Cashmere Cat, Everything Everything (this isn't available on soundcloud so won't be in the playlist but CLICK HERE for the good stuff ), Miami Horror, Unkown Mortal Orchestra, Roland Tings and a couple other little Unearthed gems again, because Triple J Unearthed is the spice of lyf.

A couple of these songs I kind of put in the friend zone for a hot minute but then, when I revisited them later I was ready to take the relationship to the next level, and was already naming our children.

I hope you find something in here that you will like straight away, and something you will realise you love when you come to your senses.

Love your spice girl, Kritty
xx

Weekend Favs - Jan 12

First one back for the new year so I made this an extra special 20 track playlist. tbh you'll probably want to burn in onto a CD for your next road trip. Im sure by now you'll expect some diversity as usual, it's a mixture of a bunch of different things new and old tracks that got me going this past couple of weeks, everything from electronic, to alternative, to jersey club, you better believe it's all in there. Hope you find something that tickles your pickle, floats your boat or feeds your goat.

Love Kritty xx.

WHAT THIS WEEK SOUNDED LIKE - 10 NOV

Hi Hello, I found some new things. Freshly pulled from the soundcloud heavens I have brand new things from JAVASCRIPT,  Two Inch Punch, Kero Kero Bonito and Liv, plus a few ripened ones from Watermät, Lil Silva, Ryan Hemsworth and GFOTY.  I have been doing some serious hunting through various blogs and I have found a new obsession in Beat Magazine ( http://thebeatjuice.com/ ), they really have their finger on the pulse and actively update a  new music page which allows listeners to vote for their favourite new music, this is how I discovered Liv's - Come A Little Closer and I have become addicted ever since. I highly recommend checking it out if you like the feeling of hearing your new fav song for the first time. Anyway I have been super busy lately working on some personal projects of my own, but until I am ready to share those, have a bit of a bounce and a body roll to this weeks playlist!


Love Kritty x