Royal Babies

Hello fruits of the earth,

I am off to Syndey tomorrow for Groovin The Moo / weekend of going out to dinner and drinking cool drinks at the Opera Bar, so this weeks playlist is getting dumped into your lives today horrayy! This playlist is pretty much a behind the scenes AAA pass to my life this week, I have been giving these tracks the Royal treatment they deserve and I think it's time you get some of this McLovin' in your lives too.

New Disclosure, Tiga, life chaining remixes of Club Cheval, Tinashe and SPICE GIRLS, plus a whole lot of other new friends that you will love. This Spice Girls Wannabe jersey club remix is courtesy of $JAYY and it has everything I have ever been searching for in a Spice Girls remix and believe me, I have been on the hunt for some time. I also think I found my favourite Bitch Better Have My Money remix thanks to old mate Porter Elvinger, it's pretttty different to the original, but #hotdamn its so so good, I <3 it.

Warning: In the case of fire, please evacuate and apply ice immediately to any burns you may receive, if you seek further assistance pls phone the police and the fireman on 000.

Enjoy! Don't forget to water our love fern :)

Love Kritty xx

Crush Of They Day: Hey QT (Music Video)

The best song in the world, now has the best video in the world. I don't think I will ever be over this song, no matter how much I flog it, that intro still makes me feel some kind of way. You can't not be happy watching this video, you try it next time you have a reverse smile, watch this and you bet your ass you will cut that shit out, imagine if Britney Spears had this video in 2008, things would have gone so much better for her!

For you poor, neglected bb's who and are only hearing this song for the first time now and have been missing out on all the bubbles, all you need to know is that is produced by A.G Cook and SOPHIE from PC Music, a label that is currently winning the game of everything right now, and features vocals from Quinn Thomas a.k.a QT, she's a triple threat, but not your traditional one, she's a singer, dancer and...alchemist!?

Basically the song started as a GENIOUS marketing ploy for the energy drink formula she created called "QT" and now she's created a 3:56 minute advertisement for it disguised as the bubbliest, fizziest, super qt music video ever in lyf. Sorry Tiga, Bugatti held the music video award last year but its time to hand it over old friend, you had a good run. If you don't want to pop a can of QT once you've watched this then I admire your power to reject consumerism because I for one want a years supply, I want to cheers with everyone I know and then play Hey QT and dance on tables all night and I also want to bathe in it.

Lose my number pls i'm going to live in this video for a while.

Love u 4 lyf, Kritty xx

FULL SCREEN HD EARPHONES DO IT NOW SHUT UP

Big Ups // TroyBoi

Shut ya pie holes, open ya ears and let TroyBoi open your world. This week i'm taking you to London town, but like a weird side alley of London that kinda freaks you out at first but then you realise you love it and want to hang out down there with all the other freaks on weekends.

TroyBoi is such a breath of fresh air, also making up half of the production team  Soundsnobz, his solo yolo approach to beat making is so innovative and completely unique, he has created a sound that is immediately identifiable and really sets him apart from everyone else. He produces tracks in a range of different genres, making it quite clear that he has a really deep pocket of influences to draw upon when creating his masterpieces.

I've been following this lad for about 4 months after I heard 'The Messenger' and had a big oof fest over it, then 'Remember' came out and I was frothin' a little bit, 2 months later O.G came out and I starting to crush really hard, one month later 'Do You' appeared online with it's spaghetti western intro that turns into a heavy, dirty trap beat, then there's the Flosstradamus track 'Soundclash', the Diplo and Friends BBC 1 guest mix, then the next day he dropped his most recent track 'Zone' that is a flutey, violin, wild banger. What I am getting at here is it's only up and up for this London boi.

So yeah TroyBoi, remember the name and run & tell that. *Major Lazer sirens* *drops the mic* *checks to make sure it's alright* *it is, thank god* PMPN 8 EZ

Kritty owt. xxx

BIGGEST UPS: Tkay Maidza

Hey there glitter balls, so I had assumed that I already made a post about this bouncy lil babe but as I scrolled through my blog searching for grammatical errors that I never, but really should check for before posting, it became a horrific realisation that I had somehow let this much time go by without giving Tkay Maidza the big ups she deserves.  So let me educate the less fortunate souls who haven't got any of this magic in their lives yet.

Tkay has been hip hopping around the Australian music scene for about a year and already has experienced a generous amount of success, landing spots on festivals around the country and being selected for some pretty big support acts for artists like Illy and Charlie XCX.

Zimbabwe born, Rad-elaide raised she is the sassiest 18 year old going around for e.g one of her first songs is titled "Handle My Ego" and she never fails to "brat rap" the crap out of everyone. Pretty much every single track she has ever released is a goddamn hit. Her flow is super fast and super funky fresh and as much as you desperately want to have a karaoke sesh to her verses, it's almost impossible to live up to the skill it takes to speak the english language that quickly. Not only are her raps witty as hell and so energetic but they are the perfect marriage with the incredibly bouncy electronic beats under the track.

Tkay's live shows are everything you expect them to be and so much more, guaranteed to have you vibe cats out there putting your thang down flipping it and reversing it all over the place and walking out a slimy, sweaty, stupidly happy mess, but in the best way possible. 10/10 would recommend

M.O.B (Money Over Bitches) is the latest track Tkay Maidza has put out, premiered on Triple J's "Breakfast with Matt and Alex" just yesterday and let me tell you, there is no acoustic instruments used, there are a decent amount of drops and they are dope af, therefore IT IS A BANNGGGERRR!!

I could literally write a short story about my love for TT Maidza and how I think she is about to explode her rainbow juices over everything and everyone this year, but i'll let you see for yourselves.


Here friends, have a boogie to M.O.B




And if you aren't already sold, CLICK HERE FOR A GOOD TIME and have a geez at the video for "Switch Lanes (prod. Paces)"

Love Kritty xx